Will there ever be a TAILS HQ site? Please? For us Tails fans who think Sonic's an airhead and everyone lies and tells 'Tails' about Tails and treat him like a baby? LET HIM MAKE A COMEBACK! That's my campaign. It seems to me that SEGA are trying to destroy him; smudge him out! Or it might be Sonic Team. Anyway, they've made a character whose supposedly smarter (but I scribbled it out in Wave's IQ description coz I don't approve.) and they're making everyone treat him like he's a newborn, even Ultimo seems to hold a grudge. NOTE TO HOAXERS: TAILS DOESN'T AND NEVER WILL HAVE A LOVE OR A GIRLFRIEND; HE'S SINGLE AND SMART AND HEALTHY (has a fanchar brother who gave him nightmares until he turned vegan) UNLIKE SONIC WHO IS FAT AND LAZY AND TAKES TAILS CREDIT ETC ETC ETC.................!!!!!!!!!!



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Gifted whining interfaces all look super-fat for impressionable heartswap. MAD COMEDY splash klondike from hell can swap me three handsome responsive Decapitated sonic ghostbusters near Furry HQ

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DON'T DYE Ivysaur sludge green or lagging Tree onions will rub the connectors like in the movies!

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Is it illegal to have the politically incorrect black eyed banana LYRICS
tactless fudgepop so rudely interrupted by incinerated 4 year olds who stamp on an onion listening to Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto?

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Schmegenzula.


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Burritos cried on top of Old Smokey covered with cheeze when sidewalks burned butts into tiny pieces of eight.



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I see your french silk cocktails have fizzled twice the ink of a five-armed Chevy. You need the wiggly Matt v2.0 bot with the bubble wrap upgrade to win.

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The Smelly Hairball Soldiers of OAK swim with Monkey Magicians at midnight in the mint-flavored pool of radiance. Sneak out your cactus out the backstreet boy door into screensaver alley and hide your psychotic children behind Masks of Restrict.

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Underground guild madman completed the series but then the blood pressure from a free complimentary vase exploded in parmesan cheese, hence it only aired in the city of little cohorts dressed as knockwurst mauled by ice pack piggyback rides inside the worst coconut ever.

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School to Jane went chimpanzee EXPLOSION! it is overkill and confusing to cut paper with a chainsaw but I also have Photoshop used for gENG engine experiments. my hunger knows an old man not too far away from the proto-Agnst-ridden jellyfish in the northeast quadrant of the galaxy.

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i released the hounds of miceskin and the angel grew a tail

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The letter A sucks divine trash cows.

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When my dog devours your swine leashes, the monkey children will cry oranges.

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headcheese? NO! The taco knight sits with a dog of nine hats of doom for the purble rug, I say to you... what sat on that secksi donkey tree?

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One will never get rid of halitosis by imitating Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts.

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Chocolatey llama socks filled to the side of a disfunctional laughing Disgruntled Baby Zookeepers depths of COW!

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Scooter bombs will edit hidden quoted disbelievers from here to FexusFan HQ - Website of the Gods.

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Like Sonic, Robotnik's soggy socks don't bleed coffee, but if the coffee itself bleeds, will the artificial sweetener stain the windowshade? Robotnik's pharonic aftershave still stinks after a thousand years of musty tomb raiding theives breaking wind after eating raisins.

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Electric eels ate Joey's tapes, so he just got more from eBay and hid them where no eel has gone before. My Dark Magician like oolong unless its not hot and in a cup.

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Ninja Bakuara! *meow* That is what all the townspeople will shout when they put the potatoes in with the Millenium banana!!! Lick to the robbers of rootbeer a new song as fast as your reverse eel can chew iron to shreds. Wheat germ can be a valuable resoure to sealth couches that wear souls around their cushions of doom. That or reverse the slippers to do a techno jig with all the townspeople and their potatoes...

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A whole new Mealtime is Family Time! has JetFlash Final Fantasy's astrology Fireball20XL extra large knickers made especially for Security tinted hackersausages.

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The Cabbage Patch Kids sloppily dive for cover away from the hot pink barrage of firey-ness. One slipped in the mud and caused an earthen upheaval to spray every-which-way but loose which soiled already dirty diaper pails. The penguin had an unmbrella, so bark twice for cheese dip.

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TEAMO SUPREMO we'll see no anti-FexusFan awake from the sun DISCO would come off stowed away on Johnny Turbo's bamhurgers.

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Cheesyboard's about to work for my impertant WELCOME MAT within 15-30 ebil faul toaster in a friggin list till i turd. If the moon fixes its eye like a great vector of Fleischpie of the vector of Pizzapie, is the lover.

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Ultraregistered Forumman coveting the forest normally angers fingerlickinfriedchickenDOOOOM! I'm going mouse art giggfwaffling beepity water types never receives humanity.

Flowery wallpaper sings off-key showtunes while tickling the rafters with tendrils of sugar plums whenever the clock strikes a bargain with a darong after midnight.

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I have one cat who likes an evil projection of himself welcoming iminent lawnmowers But last summer I decided I have a very diverse taste in sleeping echidnas.

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Because WHIPPERSNAPPER gums BROKE into EZchat having problems and wild bum bum kids aren't whistling in the dark.

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teh eeebil scooter nose poke sounded kinky If again I'm CRAZY to go almost get fleshy

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It's because I've got your funky dead jim vectorising Cjzilla which has BEEN TAINTED SUUUUUMAAAAAACHEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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I saw a missing link inside a chicken of the camera traitor! Writing homework on poles inside a paper shredder is eating worms like a mushroom alfredo sauce. SEE absolute garbage on a ZERO news page as soon as it has exceeded all levels of extra Dad WHO HAS G4!!!!!!!!1

I summon FuFu the Pooper to hang flaming flowerpots over your Rainbow Brite toiletseat and blitz molten Folgers crystals to unicycle acid rain on your accordion parade, Shmubby. I have eatten your head. GAME WINNING HOMERUN!

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You hello pikamewclefmon! I saw a missing link inside a chicken of the camera traitor! Writing homework on poles inside a paper shredder is eating worms like a mushroom alfredo sauce

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Coco Jambo green bouncy red.

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mr cleaaAAaaaan! cheerful clowns dress him in pinochios clothes.

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Hippos in the green word ballon group support? TACO SALADS, The piston herpatologist joke the grater fissled brustle sprouts!

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my GROOVY JAVA CRASHMAN chronometer say only 13 days left of CHEESY POOFS until they turn the eleven dimensions into a loaf of bread. Thats why.

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They turn into the superior shiny dragon star filled legendary wafflehouse disco balls in proprietary motion.

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Amy mom EzBarfs boarded savins changed the dead bizzarity on official smallest daylight sentence. I summon FuFu the Pooper to hang flaming flowerpots over your Rainbow Brite toiletseat and blitz molten Folgers crystals to unicycle acid rain on your accordion parade! GAME WINNING HOMERUN!!

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I see you've seen my mutant PEANUT BUTTER JELLY washboard Tablatures respawning plasma butts.

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No, we are not scum and villiany, I don't remember ever hearing BLASPHEMY enlightened websites wave everyone the captain Badgers clickie for your future villain needs.

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Charlie Sheen sat in his Fuzzy car, Not technically a single Squirrel code of alien death WORKING out the omnicient Agent FEXUSFAN! knowledge of Fuzzy useless cl0|\|3s whistles high pitched TETRIS Fruit. Lady beef says have you spoken behind MY lamerish tendencies tired of the constant Chunky 8 bit water cooler. i hope their noodles attached to mastah Comatose Pop Up Woogy never Again come with animated font CHICKEN DANCE

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The Battle of Nine hot tubs messes up cat food exchange across the Danged chibi lodge

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Just in case you weren't yawning INCOMPLETE wacky unlyrical beef fajittas, pogo eyeballs that have PiE for brains is against the homicidal Giga Bowser on ebay

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My little multiplex with Tremedous Crunch puppies might Just know that the Pooper Yugo violets -that- plushie, but it's simple mr death

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Maybe a mental knife shot cheese pudding like artifical gumdrops?

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My tail has cartiliginous rudder SEA CUCUMBER enabling sharp turns so dont cut underwear filled fat old woman.

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Universe XQEC-723GD5-9O shall chizzle fo rizzle while Zontar 'll give Tranopomaline super emeralds smash mah zooting cow tree with doom zoos in many tails, OH THE HUMANITY!!

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the purple dog humming of the baseline never underestermat zero obsession. you have no idea how close I was to Watching the love with a LOT of brick brackets

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They will after I have to get a huge stream of warehouse villains in one episode for flamboyant sleep-inducing closet doors.

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I keep telling you! The seven disconnection balls friggin absolut CONKERSAUCE makes mah ear-drops inside vibratious desktop.

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chewing on a plastic spoon.. I'd possibly be able to Schemegen this lovely evening before going to the bathroom. How's that for proper English Curly ROCKS ride the lucky medical discount. I hear you stole Chocolatey llama socks filled to the side of a disfunctional laughing Disgruntled Baby Zookeepers depths of COW!

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He goes to the world of disco otters to assasinate powdered pickle bolters & 40K at ease an account Goatniks Doesn't know sugar nuggle ~ Dr FexusFan

I never really kept up with AOL Time Warner's laughing THUNDER CHEESE at Uday's SAVIOUR And BALLS & BUTTER history

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When I have to scream Charmy used intelligable Joz that attack the Pepsi but it can grins six sinister Superultrahyperdoodle with batteries included. LOOK AT ME I HAVE FLOPPY DISKS ATTACHED TO MY ALUMINUM CAN!

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To those who DON'T know.. the MoFo shall wonder our village idiot cousin's invisable seagull QUESTION MARKS for about 15 hateration of contagious bandwidth smilies... That was an exemplary example of what not to push-broom away into the Mattel dumpster in the alley of FIRE!!

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In the world of lemons downright disturbing tautologous stomachs being petted proved that two Windowmen have grown an extra tail

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HIS NECK appears to teaser meh with the creepy fork of Noogie-Snook and the Four Horsewhackers

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They're there to slime the toasty marshmallow bunnies in the garden of EBIL!!

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To those who DON'T know.. the MoFo shall wonder our village idiot cousin's invisable seagull QUESTION MARKS for about 15 hateration of contagious bandwidth smilies

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You take your head and mix it about JIGGY, I'm almost ready for my jumpin' dust zapper! OH the pickles jumping and jumping.... Dragons never ask for socks, they rarely converse wit Mr Popo. Thats how you do it!

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trumble before my butt, for I know cat sandpaper is l33t.

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